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Dear girlfriend,
Please forgive me. I just bought a ring. I'm afraid to give it to you, because I know eventually you will die, which will break my heart.
Sincerely, sir.

Dear person reading this, You're here because you're actively procrastinating or avoiding real work, aren't you? It's OK...me too.
Sincerely, I'll work tomorrow.

Dear Facebook, Just wait, one day they'll abandon you as well.
Sincerely, Myspace.


Ha! An adorable friend tweet'd about this site and I have looking at it all day...
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